You're So Vain Yes, I am....But that's OK. There's the picture on the right there which is an old picture of me. I'm looking for a new picture and I just happen to have two potentials sitting right by here. Now, I'd ask you, the public (if there is anyone but me who reads this, again reaffirming my vanity) which one do you prefer. Here are your two options:

Pirate Me:




, or there's Revolutionary Me (conducting serious on the phone business).





Please, Make your vote count.  ¶ 00:12